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Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

England is launching a gonorrhea vaccine. Is Canada next? - Yahoo

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Minds and Behinds

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Loons and Moons

Is Baby Netanyahu trying to start a "greater Middle East conflict” in order to stay in office and prevent his corruption trial?

Everyone loved it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Next, they tried...

Unacceptable again!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The Democrats’ candidate, Kamala, is a total loser, while our candidate, Trump, is a legendary hero and a living god. Are you ready to lose BIG Democrats?

Just Forget it!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why do wives cheat with black guys?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Why do atheists always argue about the existence of suffering in the world as meaning God doesn't exist when it doesn't prove anything?

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

share office space ...

Then came..

What would Spanish sound like if only latin and Greek words were used, like some romance analogy to anglish?

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

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So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

No way

Im not transphobic/homophobic but, am I in the wrong for being uncomfortable when a trans person comes into the lockeroom? I just dont want them to stare at me while Im changing.

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